1 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,159 Do I know you from somewhere? Your face is erm... 2 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,839 I think I just got one of them faces. 3 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:17,880 - Still want it to stop? - Bloody hell. 4 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,520 I hear you been messing with my wife! 5 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,719 Scrap! Scrap! Scrap! Scrap! Scrap! 6 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:27,319 I think I'd better get you home. 7 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,239 So you can shag me? 8 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:35,879 ♪ Doo doo doo Doo doo doo 9 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,999 ♪ And then smiles 10 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:44,159 ♪ And my heart starts beating I go weak inside 11 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:50,240 ♪ Doo doo doo Doo doo doo. ♪ 12 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,239 Oi! 13 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,599 - Kate! - Hmm. 14 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,680 There's a cup of tea here for you and some aspirin. 15 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,000 Please tell me we didn't have sex. 16 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:20,880 We didn't have sex. 17 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,079 So why are you 'ere then? 18 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,039 You were a bit worse for wear last night. 19 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:30,200 I just wanted to make sure you were OK. 20 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:32,840 Oh... 21 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,800 Oh, my God, did I try - and make you have sex? - Yes. 22 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:47,919 I am beyond mortified, embarrassed, humiliated and ashamed. 23 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,159 Am I that bad a proposition? 24 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:53,919 Look, I was completely wrecked. 25 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,799 Obviously I didn't mean none of it, 26 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,519 and I'd really appreciate it if you didn't tell no-one. 27 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,479 Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. 28 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,600 Yeah but don't make it sound like a "thing" now, OK? 29 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,079 There isn't a "thing." 30 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,440 OK. 31 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:11,920 Gotta go. 32 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:18,759 Right, well... Y'know, thanks an' all that. 33 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,640 I didn't do anything. Exactly. 34 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,959 Oh God. 35 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,160 Right go! Pop him. Pop! 36 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,520 Good moves. Up! 37 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,239 Pop it. Concentrate. 38 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,199 I thought it was one-two-left-turn? 39 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,679 Yeah it is, that's your right foot. 40 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,279 Oh yeah... from the top. 41 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,680 Do it! Do it! 42 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,799 Heads! 43 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,239 Oi! 44 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,679 Stop messing about! What?! 45 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,839 We're practicing for Gotta Dance - we got the auditions next week. 46 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,999 Never mind Gotta Dance, you gotta concentrate. Rugby. 47 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,479 Right, come in. Stop messing! 48 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:06,960 In. 49 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,599 Right, see those fellas over there? 50 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,319 Don't look for... They're scouts. 51 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,039 I'm in the scouts, I never seen them. 52 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,479 No no no, talent scouts, 53 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,479 probably from one of the big clubs, 54 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,239 looking for the next generation of new talent. 55 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:28,039 Let's show 'em what Pontyberry can do, eh lads? 56 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,919 Touchline and back. Go! 57 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:33,400 ♪ Mr Writer 58 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:39,959 ♪ Why don't you tell it like it is? 59 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,159 Please, go on. 60 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:04,040 Daddy, hold this thought in his place. I will return. 61 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,999 Paula, I am with a client at this moments... 62 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,639 I really need to talk to someone. 63 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,959 Last night was just awful, the reunion thing, 64 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,959 everything's just falling apart. I just... 65 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,720 Breathe, and hold it. 66 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,160 Breathe... 67 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:25,480 And hold it. 68 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,399 - Can I breathe again? - Yes, yes. 69 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:35,199 Now, you and Dai must come and see me again, yes? 70 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,839 Yes. All will be well. 71 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,680 OK.Mmhmm. 72 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,559 Here you go. Oh, cheers. 73 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:50,079 You've earned it, you're doing a lovely job. 74 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,359 Oh, Big Rae! 75 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,719 You seen my gloves anywhere? All I can find are Luke's. 76 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:55,839 Oh, drop it out! 77 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:59,679 That's what we used to call him, you know, on D Wing - Mrs Mop! 78 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,399 Ey! 79 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,840 What's up, missus? You got something to say? 80 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,320 Your gloves are on the hook. 81 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,799 Morning, gentlemen. - Hello. - Morning. 82 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,319 What d'you think then? Impressive, eh? 83 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,159 Yeah, very. 84 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,519 Not perfect, granted, but you know, 85 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,879 there's definitely something there to build on. 86 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,360 Yeah, well, from our point of view it's a prime site. 87 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:32,239 Sorry? The site, it's absolutely ideal. 88 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,839 Heads! 89 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:35,440 Oh! 90 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,800 Oh, for God's sake! 91 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:12,320 Right. Ommmmmmmmmmmm. 92 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:17,079 So, Chinese tonight, boys? As a treat. 93 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,839 OK, but I'm watching what I eat. 94 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:21,319 Don't wanna put on any weight before the audition like. 95 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:24,039 Turning into a right little West End - Wendy, aren't you? - Ha ha ha! 96 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:27,199 Aw, leave him be, mun. He's just dedicated, that's all. 97 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,719 Anyway, I loved that Billy Elliot, me - 98 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,759 especially the one who played the brother. 99 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,759 What is she actually doing up there? 100 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:41,719 It's a manifestation meditation - to manifest positivity into her day. 101 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,639 Me and Little Al are thinking of doing it. 102 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:47,359 Right, that's it, the world's gone doo-lally. I'll see you later. 103 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:50,079 See you. S'long, presh. 104 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:53,880 OK. Cheers, Josh. Yeah, definitely. 105 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,079 What d'you think? Nice. 106 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,439 You're not even looking! 107 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:01,639 Yeah, it's nice! 108 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,359 And you'll wear what you wore to the engagement, is it, Sun? 109 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:07,279 - Yep. - Sun, mun, I'm trying my best by 'ere. 110 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,439 You haven't had to do nothing for Saturday. 111 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,159 I done all the planning - me and your mam. 112 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,999 Least you could do is show an interest. 113 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,879 Sorry. Look, it's brilliant what you're doing - 114 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,199 Abhra's gonna remember it for the rest of his life. 115 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:21,079 Don't be a dick, he's only five months old, 116 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,599 his memory faculty isn't fully developed yet. 117 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,079 Oh, yeah. 118 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:30,839 I bet it's your mam about plastic chairs for the back garden. 119 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,119 No, it's from Leah. 120 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,519 "One-to-one tutorial moved to three o'clock." 121 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,719 God, it's boring being - a student mind. - Yeah. 122 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:43,440 Right, I better get him out of this before he's sick on it, eh? 123 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,200 This better be quick - I'm halfway through a pig. 124 00:07:56,240 --> 00:08:00,399 Right, I now call this emergency meeting to order. 125 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,799 Alan has something he'd like to share with us. Alan? 126 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:04,999 Yeah. 127 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,839 Well, I'm sorry boys, but it's in the council's interest for us 128 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:11,119 NOT to renew the lease because, and wait for it, 129 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,759 there are property developers crawling all over the pitch, 130 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,199 eyeing it up like a docker in a strip club. 131 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,839 Yes, Alan, we already know that. Eh? 132 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:22,959 Actually, we were rather hoping you'd have some more information for us. 133 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,519 Oh, right. Yeah, well, there's two fellas, met them Saturday. 134 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:30,399 I thought they were talent scouts. Pink tie. 135 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,359 One of them drives a Volvo, I don't know if that tells us anything... 136 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,919 What's your cut, Alan? My cut? 137 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,719 Melissa must be giving you something. 138 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,800 What's Melissa got to...? 139 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,160 Oh. 140 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,199 Sorry, Lenny, but I need 20 quid. 141 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,999 I gave you a tenner this morning, where'd that go? 142 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,719 He needs a new coat, he's bursting out of that one. 143 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:01,960 In the bag. 144 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,880 Guard up! Guard up! 145 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,839 Ey! Just let her get the money out. 146 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,799 What's it got to do with you, Cinders? 147 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,759 Oh, have you met Cinderella? She sweeps up around here. 148 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,360 Wind it in, Lenny. Oh, sorry, pet. 149 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,879 Oi! Oi! Leave it. 150 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,879 Aw, who's this then? Daddy, is it? 151 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,359 Come to stick up for you, is it? 152 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,479 Surprising mind, cos I didn't know you had one. 153 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,599 I thought you was a proper Little Mammy's Boy. 154 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,919 Is that the best you can do, is it? Alright, alright! 155 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:40,159 Everyone calm down. There's a kid here. 156 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:43,240 You alright, love? Yeah, ta. 157 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,439 You probably don't want to hear my advice... 158 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,239 But you're going to give it to me anyway. 159 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,519 Lenny Mack's only got one way of solving an argument, 160 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,199 and trust me, you'd come off worse... 161 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,319 However much you like his girlfriend. 162 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,160 Who said I liked his girlfriend? 163 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:15,560 Hang on a minute. 164 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,839 Hiya. Alright? 165 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,719 - It's Luke from the gym. - I know. 166 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,279 D'you wanna lift? We got the car. 167 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,119 Oh, that'd go down well, wouldn't it? 168 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:31,599 "Alright, Len, just got brought home by a complete stranger, don't mind, do you?" 169 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,439 Be fair, I'm not a complete stranger - 170 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,040 just a bit of a one like. 171 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:40,080 Listen, I sort of know Lenny. 172 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,199 If you ever need a hand with stuff, or 173 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:47,239 just want to chat, you know, you can always give me a ring, yeah? 174 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,799 And how do I do that then...? 175 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,719 If I 'aven't got your number? 176 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,080 Oh right. 177 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,400 You were inside with him - weren't you? - Yeah. 178 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:04,559 I 'member seeing you sometimes - on visits like. 179 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:05,719 Do you? 180 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,000 Yeah, I do. 181 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:16,359 OK, well thanks for that. I'll see you. 182 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,600 I hope so. 183 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,680 Don't say... I didn't say a word. 184 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,519 We're not stupid, Alan. 185 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:35,039 When your ex-wife, the property developer, started to bring 186 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:38,479 potential partners round the club, we put two and two together... 187 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,959 Hang on a minute... ...and we got four! 188 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:44,559 We're barely on speaking terms! Everyone has their price, Alan. 189 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,759 You got to believe me - this is nothing to do with me! 190 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,479 That's what Judith said about his forty pieces of silver. 191 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:52,200 Who? Judith - Judith a Chariot. 192 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,959 Judas, mun! Judas Iscariot! 193 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,039 No, it's not. 194 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,559 This meeting's over then, is it? 195 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,240 For you it is. 196 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,919 It's 30 pieces of silver, actually, 197 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,279 and I wouldn't want them anyway, 198 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,440 not if you paid me! 199 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,119 You Judith! 200 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,760 Please make your selves physically open upon the bag of the beans. 201 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,159 I am sorry, Peschman, 202 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:39,359 but I'm feeling a lot of aggressive energy from Dai right now. 203 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,840 Hands. 204 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:50,279 See? Don't say I am not trying 'ere! 205 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,920 Ssssshhhhh. 206 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,920 Let's just focus for a moment, and breathe. 207 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,240 Close your eyes. 208 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,519 OK, Paula, 209 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:08,519 last time we were talking about unfulfilled lives, 210 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,719 about what you feel you've missed out on. 211 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,399 Yeah. 212 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,759 So, I've had a tattoo done and it's a panther, OK? 213 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,719 And later on I am going clubbing - deal with it. 214 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,879 I never stopped you getting a tattoo. 215 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,880 No, but you stopped me wanting one. 216 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,519 Hands 217 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:30,679 Me and Karl are knocking takeaways an' all that on the head for the time being. 218 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,839 The MSG. Y'know, whilst we're trying like. 219 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:36,079 Right, I'm not being funny, Nadine, but what was it you actually wanted? 220 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,799 Cos I gotta get on and I thought you had a tanning shop to run. 221 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,599 Sorry. It's a bit awkward, to be honest. 222 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,400 It's not money is it? - Cos I got none. - No! 223 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,599 OK. Well, right you've had two kids with Karl obviously... 224 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,919 Yeah...? And I just wondered... 225 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,439 when you caught, you know, when you an' Karl done it 226 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,759 and caught with Emma, and then Ben did it...? 227 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,879 What... position did you do it in? 228 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,159 Cos we've tried everything we have - missionary, doggy, 229 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:05,559 on-top-under, pulling the arrow, minding the gap, 230 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,959 double bridge, star-lock, hanging the cable, 231 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:12,319 oh, and the arctic wheelbarrow, and it just isn't working. 232 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,559 What? Hiya. 233 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:19,079 - Hiya! - Right, well I better get off. Have a think... 234 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:22,319 Give me a ring if you remember like. Right. 235 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,079 - Ooh, hiya Rob. - Hi. 236 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,319 When you popping in for that spray tan, eh? 237 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,959 You won't regret it, y'know. - Really? - S'long! 238 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,799 Rob wants to talk to us about - something, don't you? - Sort of, yeah. 239 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,599 Oh, my God! You haven't said nothing - to him, have you? - About what? 240 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,599 About the reunion - me being a dick. 241 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,800 I don't know what you're talking about, Stella. 242 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:50,199 I knew you'd come. Did you like my enigmatic text? 243 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,199 I thought we could go to the bay or something. 244 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:56,039 I'm not meant to be here - I lied to - Emma. - That's what you do when you have an affair, Sunny, 245 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:59,319 you tell lies - lots of lies. But we're not having an affair. 246 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:03,279 - Yet. - I'm telling you now, Leah, this has got to stop. 247 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,199 You're freaking me out. 248 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,400 I didn't mean to. 249 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,799 I just really like you, that's all. 250 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,760 Yeah, well, stop really liking me, OK? 251 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,280 OK. 252 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,720 Sorry. 253 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,039 Thing is, I'm gonna need someone to help me out - 254 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,839 to look after things this end when I'm back in Canada. 255 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,599 I'm gonna need someone I can trust. Yeah, I can see that, Rob. 256 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,319 And, y'know, I'm really flattered, 257 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,719 it's just I'm not sure it's a good idea me working for you, 258 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,839 even long distance... Oh, God, no. You'd hate it, 259 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,919 him telling you what to do on the phone every day. 260 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,239 And Bobby's asked me to help out at Simpson's for a bit - 261 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,519 they're having terrible trouble finding someone. 262 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,559 I mean, I haven't said yes, yet, but still... 263 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,919 I actually meant Luke. - Ah. - Oh, well, that's embarrassing. 264 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,959 - Oh, don't be silly. - I mean, God, what do I know about building?! 265 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,399 Well, and me! Dad, I can't do it, mun. 266 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,159 Of course you bloody can! I'll be on the end of the phone... 267 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,199 Yeah eight hours behind and 5,000 miles away. 268 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,319 Luke Morris, don't you dare say no. It's a fantastic opportunity. 269 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,439 Yeah, I know that. I just... 270 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,879 I don't want to let you down and Big Rae, I've only just 271 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,119 started working there. 272 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,359 I mean, will I have to give it up? 273 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,359 Not straight away, no. 274 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,599 And I admire your loyalty, I have to say. 275 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,439 Yeah, not a bad set of values for a boy with a prison record 276 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,520 and an absent father, Rob Morgan! Shut up. 277 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,079 There's something else. 278 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:32,799 I want to change the name of the company from Pontyberry Construction... 279 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,680 Well, that makes sense. ...to Robert Morgan and Son. 280 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,479 And I was wondering how you'd feel, Luke, 281 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,279 about changing your surname...? 282 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,679 To Morgan? 283 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,119 I don't know what to say. 284 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,320 Mam? 285 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,160 I think... 286 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,120 better late than never. 287 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,000 It's a brilliant idea. 288 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,440 To Robert Morgan and his son Luke. 289 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:18,280 ♪ "Bom Bom" - Sam and the Womp 290 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,799 Oh, she's amazing, isn't she? Is she a bit loony tune like? 291 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,599 No, that's just her style. 292 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:28,319 You're right, you can get pineapple juice. 293 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,079 Cheers, Gareth. His name is Gethin. 294 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,320 Gethin, Gareth who's counting! 295 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,719 I tell you what, 296 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,479 that dance floor tonight is absolutely eeny meeny mackaracka 297 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,079 rare rye domenacker chicker popper lollipopper om pom bush. 298 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,879 Aw, look at you lot. Fair play. 299 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,919 It's cracking when girls go out on the lash with their mums like. 300 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,919 You think that's my mother? 301 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,559 Hiya, Stell! 302 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,959 Where the cock are you? 303 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,519 You were meant to be home by eight. We're getting Chinese, remember? 304 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,719 Nah, don't worry about me, I'm down Reflections with the girls. 305 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,639 What girls?! She's in bloody Reflections. 306 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,719 Jasminder! What? Jasminder's only 12, mun! 307 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:15,119 She's 17, you idiot. Anyway, I'm not hungry. 308 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,239 Don't wait up, I got a key! 309 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,360 Come on! 310 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:23,519 Right, I'll get the food while you go and pick your aunty up. 311 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,359 Aw Mam mun, that place is more like a creche than a club. 312 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:30,639 Exactly, go and get her before she's arrested for cradle snatching. 313 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,440 I'll be back for you in ten. 314 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,319 You sure you don't want a proper drink? 315 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:43,039 Nah. I'm on a bit of a fitness drive, I am. 316 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,640 You look pretty fit already. 317 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,640 ♪ "Je t'aime... moi non plus" - Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin 318 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,159 Paula. 319 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,600 Is that Yanto? 320 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,799 You were the best thing that's happened to me 321 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,399 since I got out of Helmand Province. 322 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,599 Is that your husband? 323 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:18,079 No... he's just one of my patients. 324 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,480 I'm a nurse. 325 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:21,920 I love you. 326 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,319 Yanto, come on. It was just a bit of fun. 327 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,920 I'm seeing Gethin now. Are you? 328 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,279 What? 329 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:35,520 Oh, my God! 330 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:41,199 I'm alright! 331 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,519 You've got all blood on your face. 332 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,920 Ey! Ooh, you're alright pal? 333 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,839 Aw, my favourite nephew, come to my rescue. 334 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,599 Come on. I'm gonna buy you a drink! 335 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,639 Sorry, no, I'm taking you home - strict orders from my mother. 336 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,399 No! I don't want to go home yet! 337 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,519 No choice, Aunty Paula. 338 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,959 Look, I'm 42 years old, 339 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,360 I will not be told what I can and can't do by you... 340 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,639 Then I thought, "OK, Melissa Williams it's make or break time. 341 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,279 "Either you stay with a man towards whom you feel nothing but 342 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,519 "intolerance and repulsion 343 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,879 or you get out while you still can, get fit, 344 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:42,239 "get fighting and launch yourself back into that careers market." 345 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,559 Cos I was getting fatter too, you see, Rob. 346 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,639 Obesity within the home is endemic. 347 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:52,919 Yes, I had heard you used to - look different. - Hmm. 348 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,599 I mean, I know you probably can't believe it looking at me now 349 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,879 but I was... 350 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,920 I was four and a half stones heavier. 351 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,439 Right. 352 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,319 So, what about you then? 353 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,919 I know so little about you. 354 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,199 Tell me what makes Rob Morgan tick. 355 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:21,119 Oh, you know... the simple things really. 356 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,479 I'm not a complicated soul. 357 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:27,159 Anyway listen, we should really be getting down to business. 358 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,639 I've been looking through these schedules and er I can't see... 359 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:34,639 Don't be shy, Robert. 360 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:38,559 I want to get to know the man behind that business mind of yours. 361 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,679 Who he is. Where he's going. 362 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,000 What he wants. Who he wants. 363 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,279 You OK there? 364 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,359 Is everything alright? 365 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,519 Yeah, she seems to have got something stuck... in her throat. 366 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,319 Hi. Aw, romantic dinner for two, is it? 367 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,039 No, Rob and I were just talking... 368 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,799 Actually we were introduced the other day, weren't we, Mel? 369 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:29,360 - Yes."Mel"? - Yes, that's right, and we just seemed to... click. 370 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:33,959 Oh, you never mentioned it earlier? 371 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,319 Excuse me, can I just check, 372 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,719 this is nut free isn't it? Only, I'm allergic. 373 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:38,759 I'll go find out. 374 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,159 Right, well, enjoy the rest of your evening. 375 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,120 Hope you don't get nothing else stuck in your throat. 376 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,319 I'm so sorry. 377 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,039 Was that a massive faux pas? 378 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,319 Oh... er... 379 00:22:55,320 --> 00:23:00,319 I just need to choose my moment to go public on this development. 380 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,439 The rugby club is a sensitive issue. 381 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,719 It's going to put a lot of noses out of joint. 382 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,319 It's also going to put a lot of money in a lot of bank accounts. 383 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,559 Well I know that, but I think 384 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,760 Pontyberry might take a bit of convincing. 385 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,920 Stella Morris... 386 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,679 She's the mother of your boy, isn't she? 387 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,239 Luke. Yeah. 388 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,159 Still carrying a torch? 389 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,879 Oh, I doubt it. 390 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,880 I meant you, Not her. 391 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,040 Can I interest you in some more chilli beef? 392 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,319 Having a little party are we, - presh? - No. 393 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,359 Well, make sure you invite me if you do, is it? 394 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,519 You don't wanna be drinking on your lonesome - 395 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,239 not in your current state of mind. 396 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,039 Just that, thanks, Jag. 397 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,439 Hiya, love. 398 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,960 Aunty Brenda! 399 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,839 Designated driver, are you Karl? 400 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,279 No, what it is it's Nadine, she's trying to get up the stick, she is. 401 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,679 Yes, I had heard, my friend. 402 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,599 Oh Christ, haven't she given up yet?! 403 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,799 We've already done it four times today. 404 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,759 I don't know whether I'm coming or going. 405 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,599 Well, actually... Yes, I get it! 406 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,479 Alright, Dai? Having a little party are you, butt? 407 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,280 No, I'm not. 408 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:40,559 You'll all be joining us I hope for Abhra's Namkaran on Saturday? 409 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,879 Ooh, lovely. 410 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,600 Yes, that'll be lovely. Really lovely, and really nice. 411 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,760 Would you like a bag for that Dai? 412 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,960 Leave him, Jag, he don't want no bag. 413 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,479 Give me some of them pork scratchings, will you? No offence, like. 414 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,880 Might need a snack to get me through the next one like. 415 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,919 Having a party, are we? 416 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,079 No, I'm not having a fucking party! 417 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,639 Why is everyone asking me that?! 418 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,159 You know what, Dai, 419 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:15,119 you have got some serious anger issues that you need to resolve, 420 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,359 and getting drunk really isn't the answer. 421 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:20,440 Oh, yes, says the raging alcoholic! 422 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:25,159 For your information, I haven't had a drink for several days now 423 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,719 because I want to deal with my problems head on, 424 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,759 and not drown myself in a vat of self-pity. 425 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,520 "Poor me, poor me, pour me another drink." 426 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,519 Pontyberry cabs picking up. I'll be outside alright? 427 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,039 Hello, Alan. 428 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,839 Come to pay your Council tax? 429 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,480 No, I'm working actually, thank you very much. 430 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,919 Sorry, but I've got to say - something. - Oh, here we go. 431 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,839 What the hell are you doing with our club? 432 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,439 Why can't you just leave it alone? 433 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,160 I'm sorry, that's business, it's got nothing to do with you. 434 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,519 As a matter of fact, it has, 435 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,279 cos Dai Davies thinks I've done a deal with you to stitch them up. 436 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,999 Does he? 437 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,280 You? 438 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,359 Do you remember your savings account when we were married, Alan? 439 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,279 That big whiskey bottle full of 20ps - 440 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:30,439 nearly 18 pounds you managed... in four years. 441 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,440 Not exactly Lord Sugar, are you? 442 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,079 I'll get money, you know. 443 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,599 I'll take out a loan, 444 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,719 buy the lease myself, 445 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:43,639 keep your grasping fingers off it! On what you earn? 446 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,159 Bless. 447 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,560 Always the dreamer. Excuse me. 448 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,319 You don't get it, do you? People love that club. 449 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,359 They care about it like it's one of their own. 450 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,439 And you can't add that up in your little columns, 451 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,119 or stick it in the bank and make interest on it! 452 00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,559 It's a passion, innit? It's the heart that beats 453 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,039 in the middle of this valley 454 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,320 and a few years ago you'd have understood that. 455 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,040 You used to be nice once. 456 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,839 Has my taxi arrived yet? 457 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,680 I'm just parked outside. 458 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,799 Oh, bloody hell! 459 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,119 This is an absolute travesty! 460 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:38,560 He's got more rhythm than you and he's been dead since Tuesday! 461 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,840 Let's take a little break, is it? 462 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:48,480 Boys, here's 20p, go and get yourself some sweets. 463 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,040 20p. 464 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:59,519 Oh, Stell, what have I become? 465 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,799 Normally I love choreography. I'm a natural with the dance. 466 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,399 I'm patient, and tolerant and passionate, but now... 467 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,919 Now I'm so damned stressed I couldn't choreograph 468 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,360 an ant on a sugar lump! 469 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,959 Is it work? 470 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,120 Yeah. Oh, it's all getting on top of me. 471 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:21,960 I just wish Paula would sort herself out and get back 'ere. 472 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,599 I miss her, Stell, to be honest. 473 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,999 I miss her and... 474 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,880 Well, so do people like him. 475 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,839 Right, I've been having a think about your little offer, 476 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:40,359 you know, to help out for a bit, - and I've decided to accept. - Oh! 477 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:44,559 As long as you don't go - expecting too much of me. - Oh Stell! 478 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,599 Like I won't work evenings... OK. 479 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,840 ...and I'm not washing no dead man's willies nor nothing. 480 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:56,760 You... are a life saver, Stella Morris, do you know that? 481 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,639 He probably wouldn't agree with that. 482 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:06,840 ♪ You say that they've all Left you behind 483 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:15,920 ♪ You heart broken The poverty died 484 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:25,039 ♪ Drape your arms around me And softly say... ♪ 485 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,200 Paula! 486 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:33,360 ♪ Can we dance Upon the tables together? ♪ 487 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,279 Boo! 488 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,560 I been watching you! 489 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,319 Paula. 490 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,159 Please. 491 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,480 Join me. 492 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,600 Oh, OK. Yeah, I don't mind if I do. 493 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:03,600 I been thinking, y'know, about finding fulfilment. 494 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,400 Would you say you are fulfilled, Pesch? 495 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,120 Paula, one word... 496 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,840 Look beyond the wall. 497 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,720 What wall? 498 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,719 Your wall - the wall of Joseph Bloggs. 499 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,879 It doesn't matter whose wall it is, Paula. 500 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,639 We are forever worrying about our own problems, 501 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:35,760 our own fears, our own trials, our own bills. 502 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,040 Be a giver Paula... 503 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,520 Not a parasite. 504 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,880 Right. 505 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,240 Thanks, Pesch. 506 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,000 Toodle-oo! 507 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,039 Dad! I've tried and I've tried 508 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,239 and there's no way that sofa is gonna fit in the bath! 509 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,159 Jasminder, I am telling you, I've measured and I've calculated 510 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,839 and I've tried it myself, and if that damn sofa does not 511 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,559 fit in that damn bath then I'm a butcher's dog. 512 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,319 Coo-eee! 513 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,599 - Paula! - Hiya. 514 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,519 - Namaste! - Namaste! 515 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,279 Oh, this is lovely. Fair play. 516 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,599 Oh thanks for taking him, you're a star. 517 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,879 You can see how mental it all is. It's a pleasure. 518 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,479 I just want to give you time for yourself. 519 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:37,079 I'm always so caught up in my own problems, my own fears, 520 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,999 my own trials. 521 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,639 Maybe I need to look at what other people need. 522 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,239 I need to look beyond the wall. 523 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:49,039 Emma! How long ago did you take those bhajias out? 524 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,040 Oh, not now, Tan! 525 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,719 Right. There's a bottle in there and a spare nappy, but I don't think you'll need it. 526 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,039 We are going to have such a good time aren't we? 527 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,559 And you'll get back by half-one won't you? So I can get him ready. 528 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,200 You betcha bottom dollar, missy! 529 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,519 Hello-o? Sunny? 530 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,040 Are you up there, mate? 531 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,639 Hiyaa! You must be Mrs Choudary. Jasminder told us to come up. 532 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,359 Oh, did she, ah? I'm Leah and this is Josh. 533 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,999 Hi. We're friends of Sunny's from Uni. 534 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,600 Oh. 535 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,199 Welcome! Lovely to meet you. 536 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,919 Mum, does this Kurta...? 537 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,759 Loving the dress, mate! Sorry we're early. 538 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,839 What are you doing here? 539 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,280 Thought we'd surprise you! 540 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,199 Now, I would try you on the see-saw, 541 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,999 but I think you have to be about the same bodyweight as the other 542 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,719 person, so that's not gonna work 543 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,719 cos you only weigh about, what, ten pounds give or take? 544 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,519 We could try the swings 545 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,439 but I think you might slide out the bottom, 546 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,079 so that's not gonna work either. 547 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:05,439 Are you happy just watching? Cos I don't mind if you don't. 548 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,119 Never knew you were the maternal type Paula? 549 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:12,119 Yeah well, there's a lot people don't know about me, Rob Morgan! 550 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:16,839 Rob! He's too young for a cheeseburger, isn't he? 551 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,159 Yeah, just a bit. 552 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,639 Yeah, I thought that, I was just checking! 553 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,840 See ya! 554 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,959 Sorry we're late... 555 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,839 Some of us had to have several showers this morning. 556 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,679 Let me introduce you to my mum, huh? Nina. 557 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,799 She's come all the way from the north. 558 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,519 Of India? - Of Leeds. - Oh 559 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,080 Ey up, lass. Nice to sithee. 560 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,759 Excellent. 561 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,839 OK, people, let's get this namkaran started, shall we? 562 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,159 Please, come through. 563 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,559 You know who that is don't you? The mother! 564 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,079 Hiya kid. 565 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,880 Alright. Spine like elastic by all accounts. 566 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,359 Bloody hell! Hello. Alright? 567 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,279 The shop's closed early, they got a thing... 568 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,999 No, I'm 'ere for the naming do - Emma invited me. 569 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,239 How do you know Emma? How do you know Emma? 570 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:16,880 Oh, my God, you're Emma's brother!!! Mother and baby group! 571 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,479 Why haven't you called me yet then? 572 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:25,319 Bloody hell. Not very patient, are you? 573 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,039 I take it Lenny's not coming? 574 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,520 Nah, strangely enough, not really his scene. 575 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,919 Come on then. 576 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,080 Thanks. 577 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,119 Alright. Can I have a word? Yeah. 578 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,599 What the fuck are you playing at? 579 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,039 Oh, come off it Sunny, don't pretend you're not enjoying the danger. 580 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,799 Sun! We've got a problem. Aw, hiya! Thanks for coming. 581 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,199 And I'm sorry about the ball an' that. Are we OK now, you and me? 582 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,919 - Er... yeah. - Great. 583 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,759 Cos it's really nice for Sunny to have his Uni friends 'ere. 584 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,959 You look beautiful, by the way. Thanks. 585 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,119 Ems, I honestly don't know why - they're here. - Never mind all that. 586 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,559 It's all very well 'aving a baby naming ceremony, 587 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,559 but at the moment we haven't got no baby to name! 588 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,200 Oh, where's my phone? 589 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:25,239 Oh, look out there! Can you see the view? 590 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:28,360 Bless, he's watching all the view he is, Bopa! 591 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,720 Oh, we have really bonded. 592 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,640 Right, this is us now. 593 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,439 He's getting Christened today, he is. 594 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,399 Well I say "Christened," he's actually Hindu so... 595 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,159 Oh I gotta get this, it'll be his Mam. 596 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,799 Er, can you just hold him a minute, Bopa? 597 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,040 Thanks. 598 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,520 Hiya! 599 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,720 Don't worry, we're just getting off the bus now. 600 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,720 How are...? Shit. Hang on! 601 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,719 I nearly left my bloody coat on the bus! 602 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,599 Oh, sorry Ems. 603 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:19,199 Oh yeah, we're heading back to you now. 604 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,640 Sorry we're a bit late but we've had a lovely time, haven't we? 605 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,440 Emma, I'll call you back. 606 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:37,159 STOP! 607 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,799 Stop! STOP! 608 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,440 Just wait a few minutes. 609 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,239 Have I missed anything? 610 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:46,919 What in God's name are you doing 'ere, Robert Morgan? 611 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,399 It's for close family only, this Christening. 612 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,679 OK, "namka", what-yer-call whatever. 613 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,199 Emma invited me. 614 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,639 For some reason she thinks Rob's her step dad, doesn't she? 615 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:58,919 - Hiya. - Alright? 616 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,960 She's always been a bit - thick, that one. - Oh, charming! 617 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,999 Coming through! 618 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,880 She's cutting it a bit fine. 619 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,520 Will we be singing any hymns, d'you think? 620 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,399 Honestly, stop worrying about it! 621 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,879 I know, but I let you down. I'm so so sorry! 622 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,599 Fancy the traffic lights getting stuck on red like that 623 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,399 for a whole half an hour! Yeah. 624 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,880 Right, let's Nam it up! 625 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:48,159 Right, now Emma, whisper his name into his ear. 626 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,559 Abhra-cadabra! 627 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,280 - Abhra. - Aw cute. 628 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,800 Abhra. 629 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,879 Aww. 630 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:12,359 I just wanna say something... 631 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,719 Did I get it wrong? I did, din' I? 632 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,840 No. You got it absolutely right. 633 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,840 You did so well Abhra, didn't he? 634 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,879 D'you mind if we go? I'm not feeling too good. 635 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,520 Yeah, sure. 636 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,359 Hiya. I'm Stella, Emma's mam. 637 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,519 I'm Zoe, Emma's friend. 638 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:07,679 And this one's by the look of it. Yeah... 639 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,039 So, can I put him down for a nap then? 640 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,399 Yeah, come on. 641 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,640 Nice to meet you. 642 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,319 It's trouble ahead with that one, I'm telling you. 643 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,239 I think it might have already started. 644 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:21,679 Stell, I got a confession to make. 645 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:25,119 Aw God, you haven't slept with - Yanto again, have you? - Oh, dear. 646 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,559 No! The reason I'm late back with the baby... 647 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,959 Oh God... Go on. 648 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,039 I left him on the bus! 649 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,119 It was only for half a minute and Bopa Boyce was holding him, 650 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,079 but I'm worried it might have traumatised him 651 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,519 and given him abandonment issues. 652 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:43,400 I left Ben on a train once - - Bridgend to Port Talbot. - Did you? 653 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,920 He've turned out alright haven' he? 654 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,959 He loves stretching his arms out. Hates sleeping in the pram. 655 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,639 He's so cute. 656 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,479 Yeah. 657 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,280 Be lost without him, I would. 658 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,920 So... Y'know that Lenny... sorry. 659 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,839 It's just... 660 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,159 I didn't know Lenny that long, y'know, before I got pregnant, 661 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,159 and then he was in prison for six months so... 662 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,119 So, what you're saying is you didn't realise what a twat he was 663 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,799 until it was too late. 664 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,519 He's still Jack's dad. 665 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,199 Sorry. 666 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,559 I just can't stand it, how he talks to you an' 667 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,799 that down Big Rae's. I mean, why d'you put up with it? 668 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,600 Because he's still Jack's dad. 669 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,760 Things are never straightforward, Luke. 670 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,680 No, they're not, are they? 671 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,440 - Alright? - Yep. 672 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,679 Jag wants everyone together. He's got a surprise for us or something. 673 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,319 I better stay with Jack just till he... 674 00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,639 Nah, go on, he'll be alright I got the monitor on. 675 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,919 OK. 676 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,599 ♪ Nothing unusual 677 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:08,199 ♪ Nothing strange 678 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:12,720 ♪ Close to nothing at all... ♪ 679 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,079 So which one is Bethan then? 680 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,759 That one. Beautiful, isn't she? 681 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,079 Let me give you a word of advice, Benny Boy... 682 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,359 Oh, here we go. 683 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,479 ...don't give yourself to no woman, alright? 684 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:32,519 Cos guaranteed, she will break... your... heart. 685 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:37,679 Even if it takes her 24 years to do it, that's what she'll do. 686 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,479 She'll take it, and she'll twist it, 687 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:45,559 and she'll smash it and she'll crush it and she'll crack it... 688 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,519 Alright. Calm down, Dai, you'll put him off women for life. 689 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,239 D'you know about girls, Rob? Me? Good God no. 690 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:53,879 Yeah, he does, he's dating Little Alan's mam! 691 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,719 - No, I am not. - Are you?! 692 00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:57,559 Oh, come on mun, Dai. Take it easy, is it? 693 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,119 I'm just having a drink. It's a party, right? 694 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,119 OK, everyone... 695 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,639 Time now for something a bit special, apparently. 696 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,439 Please put your hands together and give a warm welcome to 697 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,119 Jagadeesh Choudhary! 698 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,599 Hey, how you all doing tonight? 699 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:18,999 I'd like to dedicate this song to my grandson Abhra, who makes me very, very proud. 700 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,759 Well, shucks, you all make me proud, even my mother-in-law 701 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,599 ♪ It's not unusual to be loved by anyone 702 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,559 703 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,919 ♪ It's not unusual to have fun with anyone 704 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,439 705 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:39,319 ♪ But if I see you hanging about with anyone 706 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:43,240 ♪ It's not unusual to see me cry 707 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:47,919 ♪ Oh Daddy I wanna die 708 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:51,639 ♪ It's not unusual to go out at any time 709 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,599 710 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,879 ♪ But when I see you out and about it's such a crime 711 00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,679 ♪ Dah dah dah dah! 712 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,239 ♪ If you should ever... ♪ 713 00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:02,719 Lenny 714 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,879 Who are you?! Zoe's boyfriend. 715 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,279 - What's he doing 'ere? - Don't start... He's Emma's brother. 716 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,799 Yeah, right. Expect me to believe - that shit, do you? - Oi!!! 717 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,039 I said, "What is he doing here?!" Get out, Lenny. 718 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:16,879 What you say? What you say?! 719 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,439 I think he told you to get out. - Yeah, get out. - Shhh. 720 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,479 - I ain't going nowhere. - Calm down, bud, it's a private party like... 721 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,839 Don't get involved Karl, he might have a knife! 722 00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,559 Where's the kid? Where is he?! 723 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:28,840 He's 'ere. 724 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,759 Happy now?! 725 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,359 This is Emma, and that's her brother, 726 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:38,359 and this is her family and you've just made me look really stupid. 727 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,680 I'm sorry, Em. Thanks for inviting us. 728 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,839 I've left him - the tosser. 729 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,519 Save it for the fight son! 730 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,360 Fight?! More like annihilation. 731 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,559 Well boys, it was a good effort... 732 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,079 Subtitles By Red Bee Media Ltd 733 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,200 accessibility@bskyb.com